Out on the back porch on a sunny but chilly day, Jasper is enjoying a wild cherry lollipop and just going to town on the old rocking chair.
So I ask, “Jasper, are you a mod or a rocker?”
“I’m a mahhhhrocker!”
After a slight pause, he asks “What about you Daddy?”
“I’m a rocker. Definitely a rocker.”
After a longer yet perfectly timed pause he says, “You’re not a rocker. I’m a rocker.”